Crazy Grown-Up Things (17 gifs)

“Calling your ex. Its a bad idea guys. Don’t do it.”

“Cumming inside a girl with no protection used.”

Masturbating using a Totino’s Pepperoni Party Pizza. God damn 15 yr old me was f*cking dumb.”

“VERY Hot wax…”

“Around 30 tabs. Yeah I’m definitely gonna watch every single one of those.”

“Stalking someone’s social media. It always seems to end with accidentally liking a bikini pic from the 4th of July 2017 at 3 am.”

“That time I cut a hole in a stuffed mickey mouse souvenir glove from Disneyland and tried to f*ck it… And after it sat in my cabinet for years I found out that my mom gave it away to one of my cousins.”

“Something as simple as messaging an old fling. Text her, she doesn’t answer fast enough, masturbate and then first thought post cum is ‘f*ck I shouldn’t have messaged her’. This is post nut clarity.”

“Jacking off and watching porn when someone is home and it is day time, so they can potentially interrupt you while you’re stroking it.”

“I knew a girl who got a crazy yeast infection because she used some sorta oil for cooking down there masturbating. I wanna say it was olive oil or something but i can only remember for sure that it was meant for the kitchen not the cooch.”

“Literally messaging anyone you’re attracted to. Your thoughts will always be around how horny you are. Always remember to nut before you type.”

“Using conditioner for lube in the shower.”

“Suck my own dick.”

“Strip clubs, it’s just awkward.”

“When I was like 14 I decided it might feel good to masturbate with silly putty. It was decent but the clean up and silly putty stuck in my pubes afterward wasn’t worth it at all.”

“Ice cubes in ass, please don’t ask.”