Weird Things People Say After Love Making (17 gifs)

“I shouldn’t have done that.”

““I still don’t understand why you didn’t share the ice cream yesterday “

I was dumbfounded.”

“I was sleeping with my gf of maybe 3 to 4 weeks and she yelled out my older brother’s name. I had no idea they even knew each other. I said “I guess I kind of look like him dw about it” LOL. Being a zero confidence teen was awful. Turns out they were Friends With Benefits before I met her and neither of them thought it was necessary to tell me.”

“A girl once loudly announced in a piping cheery voice “good job!” when I definitely knew I did at best an ok job. I didn’t know how to feel.”

“I hooked up with this girl in undergrad. Immediately after we finished, she rolled off top, put her head on my chest, and said “I’d give you an 8/10. What would you rate me?””

“As we were cleaning up and putting our clothes back on…

Me: that was great, we should do this again.

Him: absolutely. Let me write down my email address for you; I don’t text because my wife checks my phone.”

““Wanna play lego batman?”

It was a good night.”

“He jumped off, threw his hands in the air and yelled, “I am the greatest.” He wasn’t.”

“I’m breaking up with you. I just wanted one last f*ck with you before we split up.”

“Was having just a wild time, things were going great.

Awesome night from beginning till the end.

Finished up and she looked at me right in the eye and said “You know, I have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.””

“Your boobs are so hot. They remind me of my mum’s.”

“After twenty years of marriage much of the after sex talk is about what chores still need to get done around the house.”

“She told me to piss inside her, bro.”

“My wife of 13 years got her grind on, we finished, she opened her eyes and said “oh, sorry, I forgot you were there.””

“Her while putting her clothes on: “Hey – I just realized I haven’t talked to your brother in a while… how is he doing?”

Me: “You just realized that?”

Her: “Well no, during, but I didn’t think I should bring it up then…””

“After sex I saluted the girl and said “thank you for your cervix” and we had a laugh about that.”